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7 steps to avoid spoilers for book 7, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.


July 20th, 2007 by 2xKnight

It’s been very hard to avoid spoilers this time. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the last book in the series according to J.K. Rowling, is set to be released tonight at midnight. The witching hour is getting closer and avoiding spoilers for these last few hours is crucial.

Here are 7 steps to avoid spoilers.

  1. Don’t answer the door.

    2. Oh, they say they’re just Jehovah’s Witnesses, but they’re trying to ruin it for you. I’ve practiced a very effective karate chop to the throat for just such an occasion.

  2. Talk to no one.

    3. That means co-workers, friends or family. You never know who’s been on the Internet. Everyone is a possible source of unwanted information.

  3. No radio.

    4. Radio personalties get paid to be controversial. Careers could be made overnight if they let something slip.

  4. No TV.

    5. Especially the news. “Evening News” is a code phrase for spoiler factory. Stay away from it.

  5. No Internet.

    6. That’s where spoilers are born. Log out now for your own sake.

  6. Read nothing.

    7. No magazines, no letters and no e-mail. Nothing. Why are you still reading?!?

  7. The most important step of all.

    8. Snape is Harry’s father.

Aaaahhhh!



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    1. MyAvatars 0.2b
      Donna

      bashed these keys on July 20th, 2007 5:19 pm

      Charming! I can definitely see the family resemblance.

      The Daily Show said people who spoil the books are actually doing a public service, finding new energy sources, by trying to invent a car that will run on the tears of children.

      No. 1
    2. MyAvatars 0.2b
      2xKnight

      bashed these keys on July 21st, 2007 7:42 am

      They’d be better off researching bad fanfic as an alternative energy source. There’s a larger supply.

      No. 2
    3. MyAvatars 0.2b
      mahdi yusuf

      bashed these keys on July 22nd, 2007 5:13 am

      oh my god!!! you cant be serious! that was the coldest thing i have ever seen!!

      make up for it :D
      (Edited to remove irrelevant Link.)

      No. 3
    4. MyAvatars 0.2b
      2xKnight

      bashed these keys on July 22nd, 2007 1:41 pm

      It’s not a real spoiler as far as I know. If it is, I’m gonna be pissed. That would be the lamest thing she could do to that story.

      Oh, and feel free to post links to relevant posts. I will delete links to stuff that has nothing to do with a post though.

      I don’t use the nofollow tag, so you’ll get a link just by entering your site’s url. And that will stay, as long as it’s not porn or illegal.

      No. 4
    5. MyAvatars 0.2b
      mahdi yusuf

      bashed these keys on July 22nd, 2007 4:42 pm

      my bad, i didn’t mean to disrepect your site! oh ok thanks because that would be so lame!! :D

      No. 5
    6. MyAvatars 0.2b
      2xKnight

      bashed these keys on July 22nd, 2007 4:57 pm

      No problem. I don’t mind links. Just try to keep ‘em on topic. ;)

      No. 6

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